
Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta by Mike Jones
Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA
Via icelandbob
The first time my parents and I went to NM, we had talked about going to this, even going up in a balloon. Now, some 7+ times that we’ve been there, the only thing we have in relation to this photo is my dad’s radio antenna ornament that looks just like that cactus balloon.
because one of my students pooped on the floor.
(THESE ARE THE KIND OF KIDS I AM DEALING WITH)

Our road trip in Santorini started off on a donkey’s back and ended with an ATV parked outside a cliffside restaurant where we sipped on Santorini’s white wine.
Santorini, Greece
Via herfeffannie
been there, done that. My picture just didn’t come out as well…
and by been there, done that, I mean one of the best days of my life.
gorr:
A delightful McSweeney’s bit about decorative gourds and the joys of fall.
Fucking. Hilarious.
“People are going to be like, ‘Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?’ And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, ‘It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.’”









